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Inside a small store called The Treasure Store, at the perfume
and cologne counter, we see a Well Dressed Handsome Man looking
at the cologne. We also see a not so handsome overweight man,
The Janitor, cleaning the floor and closely watching him. After
the Handsome Man tries on a particular cologne, a Gorgeous Woman
seems to come out of nowhere and begins to shower him with
little kisses. The man struts out of the store with his
newfound treasure.
The Janitor sniffs himself and decides to give the cologne a
try. He checks his empty surroundings and creeps over to
investigate this obviously powerful and magical cologne. He
picks up a bottle and we see its title - “Love.” He sprays a
little in the air as we see a close up of his happy face and
closed eyes thoroughly enjoying the aroma. He tries some on.
He is surprised when a Cute Girl appears out of nowhere and
begins to shower him with little kisses on his cheek and neck,
while running her hands through his partially bald head.
Thoroughly happy, but not quite satiated, he picks up another
bottle and inspects its label. It reads - “Lust.” He tries it
on and another Cute Girl appears and mirrors the first girl’s
action on his opposite side.
Although two Cute Girls are pawning over him, he still wants
more. He picks up a third bottle that reads - “Run.” He looks
perplexed, but tries it on anyway. He puts on way too much.
Then he uses more and more from all of the bottles. It is
entirely too much for one person for even a year’s worth of
use. The Cute Girls have lost all sense of reason and begin to
writhe and claw at him violently and begin having their way with
him. They become way too rough. They seem to devour him with
their biting kisses and rip at his clothing uncontrollably.
The Janitor’s enjoyment turns to fear as the Cute Girls seem to
be ripping off his limbs. The Janitor can no longer take this
torture that was once pleasure, so he runs fearfully out of the
store ripping his way out of their clutches. The Cute Girls are
clawing at their very reason to live. As he runs out of the
store, we see fear in his eyes that no man should ever have to
bear. Closely behind him we see the Cute Girls chasing him as
if their life depended upon it.
We now see a city street with normal daily activity, with the
exception of a chubby running Janitor, with lipstick marks and
clothes that are askew, and two Cute Girls screaming for the
center of their universe closely behind. While he runs down the
street, men look perplexed at him and the screaming girls that
pass by. We see women, however, sniffing the air and finding
that they also are succumbing to the uncontrollable urge to join
this mob and chase the most amazing smelling man of all time.
We see a Business Woman, a Punk Rocker Chick, a Cheerleader, a
Crossing Guard, a Homeless Lady, an Old Women with a walker, a
group of Japanese Girls, and a Mom pushing her Baby Carriage
joining the fray.
We also see that The Janitor has caught up to the Well Dressed
Handsome Man and his Gorgeous Woman from earlier. The Gorgeous
Woman curiously sniffs the air, and as The Janitor and the ever
growing mob passes by, she abandons the Handsome Man to join the
chase. The Well Dressed Handsome Man is left lonely and
distraught.
We see many cuts and angles of the chase along the street and
through an alley.
The Janitor runs into a side alley and finds himself trapped at
its end. The crowd has him cornered. With his back to the
wall, we see the women’s faces and claws coming towards the
camera to devour their prey as we cut to The Janitor’s strained
face and clenched eyes. We hold on his closed eyes as he
breathes heavy expecting the worst.
Nothing seems to happen. As The Janitor slowly opens his eyes,
we find ourselves back in the store at the moment right before
he begins to try his magical cologne concoction. He looks
around and ponders for a moment contemplating the torture he
assumes he will endure if his vision turns out to be true.
He looks at the camera with a sheepish grin, and of course, he
begins to try on all the colognes.
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